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September 8
I hate glossy things. See VoodooPad 4.2’s icon for proof.
Glossy Surfaces
Ever notice how hipsters are too good for anything but matte? Shiny paper makes them shudder. Glistening, sticky photos mean someone hit the wrong “finishing” options on Flickr. (Exception: Polaroids.) And walls coated in glossy paint send them into fits of dry-heaving. Why the hatred for all things slick? Perhaps it’s metaphorical: hipsters hate smooth talkers, oily politicians and carefully gelled bros. Back to their raw and dirty roots.